apanickyshiba: Okami welcomes my husband home from Iraq on R&R. Okami pretty much NEVER wags his tail. You’ll get maybe a warble here and there. This is the most I’ve seen him wag his tail his whole life. Happy derp is happy. Awwwwwwwwww ;_____;
Even if no breakage or slippage is observed, 1–2% of women will test positive for semen residue after intercourse with a condom. [ibid] JESUS. HONESTLY. There is no sex that is 100% safe unless you just don’t have it. And that, quite frankly, is TERRIFYING. Encouragingly, IUDs are well more effective than condoms and significantly more effective than the pill, patch, shot, or ring....
According to Consumer Reports, condoms lubricated with spermicide have no additional benefit in preventing pregnancy, have a shorter shelf life, and may cause urinary-tract infections in women. [source] WHY ARE THESE EVEN STILL SOLD?
Of all the sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.– ANATOLE FRANCE, Heretic’s Handbook of Quotations (via mostflogged)
makeitepic416: goddammit Tumblr GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
that awkward moment when you're on your period &...
trustthewolf: if your shower is cold. when your mom calls you if your friend doesn`t text you back in 2.56 seconds when there isnt any apple juice in the fridge when your laces are untied when you need have to go get a new pad When you watch the animal abuse commerical When you can’t find your eyeliner When you run out of painkillers for your cramps When you can’t find...
Remember that time when Fred and George repeatedly...
“Christmas was coming. One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in several feet of snow. The lake froze solid and the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they followed Quirrell around, bouncing off the back of his turban.” - SS/PS, CH. 12
First official act of spring: sex.
Twice in one morning, even.